HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD, AND DON'T MOVE FAST
ANYMORE.
George Phillips, an elderly man, from Walled Lake, Michigan, was
going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in
the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George
opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were
people in the shed stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
He said "No," but some people are breaking into my garden shed
and stealing from me.
Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You
should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is
available"
George said, "Okay."
He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the
police again.
"Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were
people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about
them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating
them right now." and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter,
two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the
Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that
you'd shot them!"
George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"
(True Story) Don't mess with old people!
